my honest reaction to this information

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
teal-skull
theav0cadobaby

You know I wish fatphobia was less pervasive. Even among people who consider themself as progressive, it's rampant. So quick reminder. No it's actually not easy to stop being fat, and it sucks that we are treated differently for something we really can't control. Shaming a fat person for being fat, and shaming them for not having the "willpower" to become skinny- is bigotry. And if all you talk to fat people about is weight loss and dieting- congratulations! You're being a dick! Stop.

the-haiku-bot
wizard-of-interesting-failure

WIZARDPOSTING TIP: You can just take a normal post and add "wizard" as an adjective to some or all of the nouns:

I set my house on fire as a precursor to insurance fraud

Boring, mundane, might be used against you as evidence in a court of law.

I set my wizard house on wizard fire as a precursor to wizard insurance fraud

Whimsical! Magical! You're a ~*wizard*~ now! Besides, you should be living in a tower anyway.

the-haiku-bot

I set my house on

fire as a precursor

to insurance fraud

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

notquiteinsane
spaceshipsandpurpledrank

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD

datasoong47

Okay, but this is genuinely adorable. I love how the first kid, after entering the number, was like “what do I do now?”. I bet the kid was trying to figure out where the “call” button was, because if you’re only used to cell phones, it’s not really intuitive that the call will automatically go through once you finish entering the phone number

commodorez

These days, the concept of a dial tone is rather obsolete for a cellphone-centric world, so it isn't a surprise these girls are young enough to be unfamiliar with it or the hookswitch. Only place you see traditional telephones are in office buildings and older homes that still use it.

When dial service was introduced, the Bell System had to put together instructional films to educate telephone users. So many people were used to being able to pick up and tell the operator who to call for them, so you had to suddenly learn where to find phone numbers. They didn't even have pushbuttons telephones yet, just rotary dial.

theriu

That’s so fun! How we circle back on ourselves! This is so wholesome

the-haiku-bot

That’s so fun! How we

circle back on ourselves!

This is so wholesome

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.